I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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