Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
