Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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