you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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