someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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