yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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