dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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