What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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