Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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