Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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