Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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