just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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