I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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