just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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