Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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