he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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