so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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