I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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