i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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