brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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