i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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