Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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