pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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