haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
love makes seman taste better
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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