KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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