my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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