Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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