i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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