is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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