i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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