Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
