Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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