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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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