it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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