and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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