I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i've created a new STD.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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