i don't like sucking hair
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
honey bunches of taint.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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