i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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