yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
