Me too!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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