i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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