You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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