Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Randomize
