Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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