Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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