He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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