I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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