It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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