you're like a bully in the Christmas story
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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