I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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