I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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