I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The Olympian is in my bed
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
